Tagged: Dad

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Dad’s sex mumble

This is the story of how my father groaned his way through teaching me about the birds and the bees… The other day my wife pointed out that since we have three boys and...

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The Brainwashing is Working!

I’m a nerd, I’ll admit it. Playing the odds, with three boys there is a pretty good chance that at least one of my kids will follow in his old man’s comic book collecting,...

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Our Snow Day!!

I had plans for this last weekend, I really did, but those all went out the window when Zack uttered those magical words “It’s snowing!” Josh soon joined him and was quick to point out...

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My typical morning…

An actual conversation with my kids this morning: Zack: “I want milk” Me: “Okay, here’s some milk” Zack: “I don’t want the blue cup Daddy, I want it in the pumpkin cup.”(The cup with...

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I’m such a dork…

Zack: “Where’s Mommy?” Me: “Where’d Mom go? She fled off screaming into the night just to escape you and your brother from driving her insane. Last I heard she was swinging from tree branches...